{"product_id":"handful-dachshund-t-shirt-i-might-be-a-handful-but-my-weiner-sure-isnt","title":"Handful Dachshund T-Shirt — \"I Might Be A Handful But My Weiner Sure Isn't\"","description":"This lightweight softstyle tee brings a wink and a grin wherever it goes. Printed on a smooth, durable cotton body, the design features a playful dachshund cartoon holding a hot dog with bold, vintage-inspired lettering: “I might be a handful but my weiner sure isn’t.” It sits comfortably at the crew neck and drapes in a classic fit that works layered or alone. Wear it on casual mornings with jeans, to low-key barbecues, or when you want a little irreverent humor on a dog-walk. The shirt feels breathable and lived-in from the first wear, so the joke lands without sacrificing everyday comfort.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton lightweight fabric (4.5 oz\/yd²) — soft and breathable\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a clean drape\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed crew neckline with shoulder tape — keeps shape and prevents stretching\u003cbr\u003e- Durable, vivid prints — mix of Direct-to-Garment and DTF for sleeves\/neck labels\u003cbr\u003e- Certified safe and ethical — OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100; EU 2-year warranty\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":49511126696151,"sku":"15040288107585783239","price":24.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":49511126728919,"sku":"31719391331740043842","price":24.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":49511126761687,"sku":"20013369989960921018","price":24.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":49511126794455,"sku":"26025960484424595117","price":24.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":49511126827223,"sku":"24002392137406430818","price":24.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":49511126859991,"sku":"20194432904527742260","price":24.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0835\/9031\/6247\/files\/2715777939511648192_2048.jpg?v=1785278944","url":"https:\/\/casual-chaos.store\/products\/handful-dachshund-t-shirt-i-might-be-a-handful-but-my-weiner-sure-isnt","provider":"Casual Chaos co","version":"1.0","type":"link"}